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5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty 

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Fill in the blanks and tag 6 people!

thehillstheviewandthelights:

Tagged by: @thehillstheviewandthelights I just ate an awesome dinner I’m up for anything right now I’m in such a good mood IT’S CRAZY

Name: Ruben

Birthday: April 30th
Favorite colour: Green
Lucky number: n0pe
Height: ~180 cm
Talents: I can come up with clever remarks and thoughts and I also am really good at not gaining weight though doing nothing but sitting on my butt all day. 
Last Dream you remember: I was running around some ruins and I was so incredibly calm and happy.
Can you juggle: Bitch I can barely hold my phone without dropping it
Do you like writing: yeah
Do you like dancing: If I’m drunk? Sure. Sober? Only alone, and only to Queen. 
Do you like singing: uh-huh. Although other people don’t seem to like it.
Fantasies /Dream Vacation: Fucking anywhere but Masthugget. 
Dream Girl/Guy: Who gives a fuck? They’re called dream for a reason. I’d rather have reality any day. Gimme the grit and the dirt and the fucking truth. 
Dream wedding: Open bar. Also, maybe sunshine.
Dream pet:My dog. Or my dick. Just kidding. My dog. yupyup
Dream job: When I find out, I’ll let you know.
Favorite Song: YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. But since you did, …no. i can’t do this. 

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: da guuuuuuuuurls. With the constant exception for a clone of myself. I’m perfect you see. 
Hair colour: Yes.
Eye colour: Eyes are nice.
Humorous/serious: Stephen Fry. 
Tall/short: Aquaman. 
Biggest turn off: people


I ain’t tagging no motherfuckers okay yes.

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I’m so hungry.

God halpings

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